The Serial Shoe Jizzer Turned Himself In- He Was Stealing Shoes Because His Wife's Shoes Did Not Have A Smell He Liked Jerking Off To
STOP THE PRESSES IT’S A BLACK DUDE!!!! Never in a million years would I have pegged the shoe jizzer as a brother. Life is full of twists and turns man.
WTVR - The man police are investigating for stealing shoes and returning them with, what police called“biological evidence,” has turned him-self. The thefts have taken place in the Monument Avenue corridor, near the city line, since early September. The suspect has been identified as Kenneth Johnson III. Henrico County School spokesman, Andy Jenks confirmed to CBS 6, Johnson is a math teacher at Varina high school and has been placed on administrative leave. One victim told CBS 6 reporter Melissa Hipolit she actually confronted the shoe stealer when she drove up to her home to find him walking away with her running shoes. She asked him what he was doing, and he told her he loved the smell of her shoes before sniffing them in front of her. In an email sent to the area’s neighborhood watch group, another victim said she found a note in her shoe. The note stated the suspect was “a married man and his wife’s shoes did not have a smell and he liked performing perverted activity in the shoes and then returning them.”
And the shoe jizzer turns himself in. A married black teacher who just couldn’t get off on the smell of his wife’s feet so he had to go rogue. HUGE slap in the face to his wife. Like, the meanest thing ever if you’re her. She married a shoe jizzer, but her shoes just couldn’t do the job for him. That’s harsh. When you marry a shoe jizzer, you’re only job in the marriage is to supply shoes for him to cum in. The fact he had to cheat on her with other women’s shoes has to be devastating. Like if one day Rex Ryan is caught staring at the feet of another woman, it would be the worst news of all time. Worse than fucking another woman. EVERYONE fucks. But when you have a specific fetish, and your woman can’t get it done, there’s no point of being married anymore. And now the shoe jizzer has no job, no privacy, and worst of all, no shoes.
h/t Tmiller, my number 1 source for shoe jizzers